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Q: coloured bag has stained laminate cupboard doors?
i had a blue and white plastic bag tied to the door handle, when i removed the bag, the blue from the bag had transferred onto to the door, it looks like it has soaked in to laminate, i tried a cloth and eucalyptus oil, but they didn't work, can you help. what can i use?

A: Try a paste of baking soda...

Q: Does this narrative essay contain philosophical meaning and is it A,B,C,D, or F quality?


A: F quality sorry Its a little short on words and it resembles a question more than an essay... but keep trying and don't forget the potential for a good....E ........Cheers

Q: POLL: Favorite eyeliner color.?
Everyone wears black, its so boring. my fave is eucalyptus green. Closely fowed by elecric blue, when i wear it with lime and lemon eye shadow. POLL: pencil Vs liqiud pencil is easier and comes off better.....

A: i like pale blue but i'm thinking on gettin some more colours so who knows, i mite prefer another 1 soon :)

Q: Do you like the view outside your window/s?
Mine isn't that bad... I have lovely big eucalyptus trees, then an oval of a school and then more trees. The sky is blue and the sun is out too. Nice day today :) What does the view look like outside your window?

A: I'm in the city, there're skyscrapers all around me and if I left my curtains opened everyone can see me doing stuff if they had good eye sight or binoculars. There're construction workers nearby tearing down a building, dudes in business suits waiting for the traffic lights, bicycle couriers doing their deliveries.

Q: what kind of music/theme songs are associated with these things??
Vegemite Sydney harbor bridge Sydney opera house Dryza-bone Cork hat Meat pie Boomerang Kangaroo/Boxing Kangaroo Emu Koala Steve Irwin Blue heelers Tim tams Arnotts Victor lawn mower Thongs Hills hoist Eucalyptus tree Holden cars Uluru BBQs Dame Edna Ned Kelly Crocodile Dundee Stubbies Blue singlet Bondi Surf life savers Great barrier reef Great ocean road Meat pies Lamingtons Pavlova Aussie slang Weetbix Wattle QANTAS Play school

A: Vegemite: We're happy little Vegemites As bright as bright can be. We all enjoy our Vegemite For breakfast, lunch, and tea. Our mother says we're growing stronger every single week. Because we love our Vegemite. We all adore our Vegemite. It puts a rose in every cheek! Sydney harbor bridge: Sydney opera house: Crowded House Playing "Throw your arms around me" Dryza-bone Cork hat Meat pie: The Great Meat Pie The great meat pie was a tidy size, And it took a week to make it, A day to carry it to the shop, And just a week to bake it. And if you'd seen it, I'll be bound, Your wonder you'd scarce govern. They were forced to break the front wall down to get it in the oven. It too full thirty sacks of flour, It's a fact now that I utter, Three hundred pails of water, too, And a hundred tubs of butter. The crust was nearly seven feet thick, You couldn't easily bruise it, And the rolling pin was such a size It took ten men to use it. There were twenty-five spareribs of pork, I'm sure I'm not mistaken, With two and thirty hams for York, And twenty sides of bacon. The pie was made by fifty cooks, And all of them first raters, And then they filled up all the nooks with a ton of kidney 'taters. Boomerang: Down under in Australia I had a boomerang. It made me feel like singing, and here's the song I sang: Oh, Love is like a boomerang, and all you have to do is Send your love around the world and love comes back to you. Round and round and round and round and love comes back to you. Love is like a boomerang, and all you have to do is Send your love around the world and love comes back to you. Round and round and round and round and love comes back to you. Oh, Love is like a boomerang so don't be shy. Send your love around the world just like a boomerang. A boomerang, Oh! Love is like a boomerang , and all you have to do is Send your love around the world and love comes back to you. Kangaroo/Boxing Kangaroo: There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying, and he gets himself up on one elbow, and he turns to his mates, who are gathered 'round him and he says: Watch me wallabys feed mate. Watch me wallabys feed. They're a dangerous breed mate. So watch me wallabys feed. Altogether now! Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down. Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down. Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl, keep me cockatoo cool. Don't go acting the fool, Curl, just keep me cockatoo cool. Altogether now! Take me koala back, Jack, take me koala back. He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac, so take me koala back. Altogether now! Let me Abos go loose, Lou, * let me Abos go loose. They're of no further use, Lou, so let me Abos go loose. Altogether now! Mind me platypus duck, Bill, mind me platypus duck. Don't let him go running amok, Bill, mind me platypus duck. Altogether now! Play your digeridoo, Blue, play your digeridoo. Keep playing 'til I shoot thro' Blue, play your digerydoo. Altogether now! Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred, tan me hide when I'm dead. So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde, (Spoken) And that's it hanging on the shed. Altogether now! Emu Koala Steve Irwin: Hey True Blue, don't say you've gone Say you've knocked off for a smoko And you'll be back later on Hey True Blue, Hey True Blue Give it to me straight Face to face Are you really disappearing, Just another dying race, Hey True Blue. True Blue, is it me and you? Is it Mum and Dad, is it a cockatoo? Is it standing by your mate When he's in a fight? Or will she be right? True Blue, I'm asking you... Hey True Blue, can you bear the load? Will you tie it up with wire, Just to keep the show on the road? Hey True Blue, Hey True Blue, now be Fair Dinkum Is your heart still there? If they sell us out like sponge cake Do you really care? Hey True Blue. True Blue, is it me and you? Is it Mum and Dad, is it a cockatoo? Is it standing by your mate When she's in a fight? Or will she be right? True Blue, I'm asking you... True Blue, is it me and you? Is it Mum and Dad, is it a cockatoo? Is it standing by your mate When he's in a fight? Or will she be right? True Blue ... True Blue. Blue heelers: Theme song from the TV series Tim tams Arnotts Victor lawn mower Thongs Hills hoist Eucalyptus tree: Give me a home among the gum trees With lots of plum trees A sheep or two A kangaroo A clothesline out the back Verandah out the front And an old rocking chair You'll see me in the kitchen Cooking up a roast Vegemite on toast Just you and me And a cup of tea And when my friends will ask me The place that I adore I'll tell you right away. Holden cars Uluru BBQs Dame Edna Ned Kelly Crocodile Dundee Stubbies Blue singlet Bondi Surf life savers Great barrier reef Great ocean road Meat pies Lamingtons Pavlova Aussie slang Weetbix: Australia's favourite breakfast, weetbix is number one. Were aussie kids, were weetbix kids, were aussie kids, were weetbix kids. Wattle QANTAS: I've been to cities that never close down From New York to Rome and old London Town But I realise something I've always known, I still call Australia home. I'm always travelling - I love being free And so I keep leaving the sun and the sea But my heart lies waiting, over the foam I still call Australia home. All the sons and daughters, spinning 'round the world Away from their family and friends But as the world gets older, and colder Its good to know where your journey ends. And some day we'll all be together once more When all the ships come back to the shore And we'll realise something we've always known We still call Australia home....sing along) Play school: Theres a Bear in there and a chair as well people with games and stories to tell open wide, come inside it's playschool Kookaburra: 1) Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, Merry, merry king of the bush is he, Laugh, Kookaburra, Laugh, Kookaburra, Gay your life must be. 2) Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree Eating all the gumdrops he can see Stop, Kookaburra, Stop, Kookaburra Leave some there for me. 3) Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, Counting all the monkeys he can see Stop, Kookaburra, Stop, Kookaburra, That's no monkey, that's me.

Q: whats that cartoon show with fun loving hip koalas?
long ago, maybe 14 years ago or a bit less...on nickelodeon there was this cartoon with a buncha koalas hanging out in a tree house i think it was...and some of them surf, some skate around, i cant remember what it was they actually did. also, there is another cartoon with two koalas and a little girl. one was pink, other blue. they would lead her into some alternate dimension and eat (?eucalyptus?) leaves. sometimes they would run into trouble and....well it was weird and a cartoon on nickelodeon as well (i think?). this show came out a bit after the previously mentioned based solely on the clarity of my memories.

A: Is it The Adventures of the Little Koala? I've never seen it before.

Q: A question of priorities?
A retired corporate executive decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life until the boat sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks her, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?" She replies, "I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank." "Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you." "Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the boat out of raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from pandanus tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a eucalyptus tree." "But, where did you get the tools?" "Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable, ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware." The guy is stunned. "Let's row over to my place," she says. After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls out off the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb-struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like a drink?" "No. No thank you," he says, still dazed. "I can't take any more coconut juice." "It's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have a still. How about a Pina Colada?" Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet." No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism. "This woman is amazing," he muses. "What next?" When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her. "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for a really long time. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for all these months?" She stares into his eyes. He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean......" he swallows excitedly, and tears start to form in his eyes "..... I can check my e-mail from here?

A: OMG Kevin. Was that an essay or what. LOL. Ha ha .Good one though.:0) Steph....Did you just see Biggins eat that Kangaroo thingy? I'm gonna be sick. :0s

Q: Have you ever been shipwrecked? Joke for you.?
Mugz finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life - until the boat sank. He found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies... Nothing. Only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him. In disbelief, he asks her, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?" "I rowed over from the other side of the island," she says. "I landed here when my cruise ship sank." "Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you." "Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw material found on the island. I whittled the oars from gum tree branches; I wove the bottom from palm branches; and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree." "But ... but ... that's impossible," stutters Mugz. "You had no tools or hardware. How did you manage?" "Oh, no problem," replies the woman. "On the South side of the island, there is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware." Mugz is stunned. "Let's row over to my place," she says. After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As Mugz looks onto shore, he nearly falls out of the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, he can only stare ahead, dumbstruck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like to have a drink?" "No, no thank you," he says, still dazed. "Can't take any more coconut juice." "It's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I built a still. How about a Pina Colada?" Trying to hide his continued amazement, he accepts, and they sit down on her hand-woven couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom." No longer questioning anything, Mugz goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow-ground edge are fastened on to its end inside of a swivel mechanism. "WOW! This woman is amazing," he muses, "what next?" When he returns, she greets him wearing 'nothing but vines' strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of lotion. She beckons for him to sit down next to her. "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for a really long time. I know you've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for all these months. You know..." She stares into his eyes. He can't believe what he's hearing! "You mean ..." he swallows excitedly, "... you have Internet here!!???"

A: I like that one. Especially since no one can live without the internet anymore (including myself)

Q: Witch one is better?
For a dudes face? 1# NXT SHAVE GEL.It contains. Water/Aqua, Glycerin, Disodium Laureth Sulfosuccinate, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, TEA-Lauryl Sulfate, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium PCA, Sodium Hydroxide, Laureth-4, Disodium EDTA, Allantoin, Sodium Sulfate, Eucalyptus Globulus Leaf Oil, Mentha Arvensis Leaf Oil, Buteth-3, Triethanolamine, Piroctone Olamine, Sodium Benzotriazolyl Butylphenol Sulfonate, TEA-Sulfate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf, Menthyl Lactate, TEA-Hydrochloride, Tributyl Citrate, FD&C Blue No. 1, D&C Red No. 33, D&C Yellow No. 10. Or C.O BIGELOW SHAVE CREAM.It contains,Water,Stearic acid,Cocos Nucifera (coconut) Oil, Potassium Hydroxide, Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, sodium lauryl sulfate, eucalyptus globulus leaf oil, menthol, fragrance (parfum), eucalytol. Boric acid, camphor, PEG-150 distearate, sodium metasilicate, hydroxyethlcellulose, sodium borate, methylparaben, ethylparaben, propylparaben, butylparaben, BHT.

A: CREAM WILL BE BETTER

Q: Shipwrecked...?
A typical English 40 something male, having split from his latest girlfriend, decided to take a holiday. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?" She replies, "I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank." Amazing, he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you." "Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree. "But where did you get the tools?" Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware." The guy is stunned. Let's row over to my place," she says. After 20 minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, " It's not much but I call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like a drink?" "No! No thank you," he blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another drop of coconut juice." "It's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you like a Pine Colada?" Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet." No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism. This woman is amazing," he muses. "What next?" When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her. "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for many months. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for?" She stares into his eyes . He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean …. " he swallows excitedly and tears start to form in his eyes............................ "Don't tell me you've got Sky Sports as well"

A: bloody typical, got all he could ever want & not satisfied & i bet neither was she ~

Q: Corporate Executive?
A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to havet he time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies,nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here? She replies, "I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank." "Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you." "Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree. "But, where did you get the tools? "Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron.. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware." The guy is stunned. "Let's row over to my place," she says. After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumbstruck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like a drink?" "No! No thank you," he blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another drop of coconut juice." "It's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you like a Pina Colada?" Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet." No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edges are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism. "This woman is amazing," he muses. "What next?" When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her. "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for many months. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for?" She stares into his eyes. He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean, " he swallows excitedly and tears start to form in his eyes, as he says, "don't tell me you've built a Golf Course !"

A: Oh, this is one to remember and share... I would rate you 11 out of 10 if you had asked for us to rate!

Q: Are there any grammar mistakes? If so can you help me fix it? Thank you!?
Koala Koalas have large rounded ears, leathery black nose, and stout body covered with gray-brown fur. That is why they look like a small bear. A koala is kind and gentle and is sometimes called koala bear. But, koala is not a bear. This creature belongs to a group of mammals called marsupials. Animals that belong in that group include kangaroos and opossums. Koalas spend most of their lives in the eucalyptus trees and feeding its leaves. But koalas must be careful when eating young leaves from the eucalyptus trees. It contains an acid that can be poisonous. Koalas raise their young in a pouch on the underside of the mother’s belly like a kangaroo and other marsupials. A male koala can weigh up to 30 pounds when it is fully grown and the female koala can weigh up to 20. Koalas lived in the temperate forest. Most of the trees in the temperate forest are oak, maple, birch, beech, hickory, and sweet gum. There are many other types of trees that grow in the temperate forest. There are small plants that grew in this forest, too. It includes ferns, mosses, shrubs, lichens, Blue Bead Lily, Indian Cucumber, and wild sarsaparilla. Other animals that lived in the temperate forest are foxes, deer, and bears. There are four seasons in the temperate forest. When spring time comes, it brings new life to the trees and plants, warm temperatures, and rain which help everything grow. But summer is hot, and everything is green since all the trees now have leaves. When fall comes, the temperature is cool and trees will change colors like red, yellow, and orange when fall comes. Winter is very cold and all the trees loose their leaves. The average temperature in the temperate forest is 50 degrees F°.

A: Koalas Koalas have large rounded ears, leathery black nose*s*, and stout bod*ies* covered with gray-brown fur. *This* is why they look like a small bear. A koala is kind and gentle and is sometimes called *a* koala bear. But, *the* koala is not a bear. This creature belongs to a group of mammals called marsupials. Animals that belong in *this* group include kangaroos and opossums. Koalas spend most of their lives in the eucalyptus trees, feeding *on* its leaves. But koalas must be careful when eating young leaves from the eucalyptus trees *as they contain * an acid that can be poisonous. Koalas raise their young in a pouch on the underside of the mother’s belly*,* like a kangaroo and other marsupials. A male koala can weigh up to 30 pounds when it is fully grown and the female koala can weigh up to 20. Koalas *live* in *temperate forest* areas. *Trees in temperate forest include* oak, maple, birch, beech, hickory, and sweet gum *as well as many other types*. There are *also* small plants that *grow* in this forest*, including* ferns, mosses, shrubs, lichens, blue bead lily, Indian cucumber, and wild sarsaparilla. Other animals that *live in temperate forest* are foxes, deer and bears. There are four seasons in *temperate forest*. When spring time comes it brings new life to the trees and plants*:* warm temperatures and rain*,* which help everything grow. *S*ummer is hot and everything is green since all the trees now have leaves. When fall comes the temperature is cool and trees will change *to* colors like red, yellow and orange. Winter is very cold and all the trees *lose* their leaves. The average temperature in *temperate* forest is *50°F*. With reference to above: do not capitalise tree or animal names, do not use semi-colons (;) in a normal list. That should be correct grammar now but your biology about temperate forests is flawed. The information you quote is correct for Nth hemisphere forests (America, Europe) but koalas live in Sth hemisphere forests (Australia), which have different animals and trees (no oaks or bears!!) and different temperatures. Native Australian trees do not lose their leaves in autumn (fall).

Q: What do you have in you garden or would like to have?
I wish I had a garden... I would have a blackberry tree, a tree that is blue when juvenile called cider gum tree, and a kiwifruit tree. It would be awesome! What about you? Note here is the cider gum tree, it is beautiful! though it turns green when mature, there are ways into making it never reach maturity. http://www.amazon.com/Cider-Eucalyptus-Tree-Herb-Seeds/dp/B000SQWB7Q/ref=wl_it_dp?ie=UTF8&coliid=I1TV3CUIM34975&colid=104AST1POW4AA sorry, the kiwifruit plant is a vine, not a tree

A: I would have a Yew Tree. They are strong, and they just amaze me. Near the Yew Tree, I would have to have an atropa belladonna. They are so beautiful.

Q: Tropical Holidays-Or not?
A bloke, having split from his latest girlfriend, decided to take a holiday. He booked himself on a cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks, 'Where did you come from? How did you get here?' She replies, 'I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank.' 'Amazing,' he notes. 'You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you.' 'Oh, this thing?' explains the woman, 'I made the boat out of raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree.' 'But, where did you get the tools?' 'Oh, that was no problem,' replied the woman. 'On the South side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware.' The guy is stunned. 'Let's row over to my place', she says. After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumbstruck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, 'It's not much but I call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like a drink?' 'No! No thank you,' he blurts out, still dazed. 'I can't take another drop of coconut juice.' 'It's not coconut juice,' winks the woman. 'I have a still. How would you like a Pina Colada?' Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, 'I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet.' No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism. 'This woman is amazing,' he muses. 'What next?' When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her. 'Tell me,' she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, 'We've been out here for many months. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for?' She stares into his eyes ..... He swallows excitedly and tears start to form in his eyes..... ......don't tell me you've got Sky Sports?'

A: lol.just when you thought man couldn't get any funnier

Q: Hi am looking for the value of my beanie baby collection? Garcia, Princess etc?
My list is: GARCIA - PRINCESS- PEACE- MILLENIUM- FUZZ KICKS 1999 CLUBBY VALENTINO VALENTINA GLORY ERIN --------------------------------------------------------------------MICS. SCORCH (DRAGON)- TWIGS TEENIE SCOOP- MOOCH - SPIKE (RHINO)- ROAM (BUFFALO)- CHOCOLATE (MOOSE)- ROCKET (BLUE BIRD)- LOOSY (GOOSE)- LUCKY (LADYBUG) BATTY- SANTA- LEGS (FROG) ROARY (LION) CRUNCH (SHARK) SNORT (BOAR) SPEEDY (TURTLE) JAKE (DUCK) RAINBOW (CHAL) CLAUDE (CRAB) GOLDIE SNOWBALL (SNOWMAN) FRECKELS (LEOPARD) GOATEE BEAK HIPPITY IGGY MEL EUCALYPTUS HISSY please help me out? I want to sell them but have no clue on what to start at? anyone opinions please! thanks!

A: Beanie babies are just about worthless nowadays. The fad ended years ago. There may be some rare examples in your collection, but finding a buyer for them will prove difficult. The market is just not there.